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Photo by Dario Belingheri/Getty Images I want the most intelligent Hamster you’ve got. This little guy writes mysteries under the name of J.D. MacGregor. How can a hamster write mysteries? Well, he gets the ending first. Then he works backward. The Rock Chalkboard The top 25 highest-rated Jayhawks in EA Sports College Football 25After 11 years, college football fans … [Read more...] about The Daily Mauling: 7.16.2024

Photo by James Gilbert/Getty Images Hens love roosters, Geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders! The Rock Chalkboard 3-day MLB Draft opens Sunday; several KU players could be selected - KU SportsThe Kansas baseball team is about to get a little more clarity about what its roster will look like next season — just over a month before the start of the fall … [Read more...] about The Daily Mauling: 7.15.2024

Photo by Danny Lawson/PA Images via Getty Images Why don’t you invite him over to dinner, turn him from an enemy into a friend? Then, when he’s not expecting it- Bam! The old fork in the eye. Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye? There’s always a first time. The Rock Chalkboard Does Jalon Daniels hold the keys to KU's CFP hopes?Jalon Daniels will … [Read more...] about The Daily Mauling: 7.13.2024

Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images You call that a knife? This is a knife. That’s not a knife. That’s a spoon. All right, all right. You win. I see you’ve played knifie-spoonie before. The Rock Chalkboard KU men’s basketball announces full nonconference schedule, Allen Fieldhouse’s new capacity - KU SportsThe Kansas men’s basketball team released its full nonconference … [Read more...] about The Daily Mauling: 7.12.2024

Photo by Mairo Cinquetti/NurPhoto via Getty Images They’re all covered with filthy germs! Aren’t they, Smithers? Why, what do you mean, sir? Freemasons run the country! Ew! The Rock Chalkboard Sizable contingent of Jayhawks set to play in Las Vegas Summer League - KU SportsSure enough, this year’s edition is expected to feature several rookies, drafted (Johnny Furphy … [Read more...] about The Daily Mauling: 7.11.2024