No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has, and he never will. You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application. Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies.
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KU baseball faces pivotal Texas series with postseason positioning at stake – KU Sports
The Jayhawks certainly didn’t make it easy, as Saturday’s victory in particular required a comeback from down 8-1. And now KU’s (29-18, 15-12 Big 12 Conference) task gets substantially more difficult, as it will conclude the regular season with a three-game road series at Texas (32-20, 17-10) beginning Thursday in what could be the schools’ final meeting before the Longhorns leave for the Southeastern Conference.
KU women’s basketball adds high-scoring transfer Webster – KU Sports
Webster started 64 games for the Highlanders over the past two years. In 2023-24, she averaged 17.1 points to lead the Big West in scoring and added 5.4 rebounds per game, as part of a squad that made an unexpected run to the Women’s National Invitation Tournament after getting picked to finish 10th of 11 teams in its conference.
KU men’s basketball adds walk-on from Wichita – KU Sports
The Kansas men’s basketball program fleshed out the back end of its roster a bit more on Tuesday when it earned a commitment from Will Thengvall, a 6-foot-4, 185-pound guard from Wichita’s Kapaun Mt. Carmel High School who will serve as a walk-on for next year’s Jayhawks, per multiple reports.
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Caitlin Clark scores 20 in 10-TO debut as Fever fall to Sun – ESPN
UNCASVILLE, Conn. — Caitlin Clark scored a team-high 20 points but committed 10 turnovers, the most in a career debut in WNBA history, as her Indiana Fever fell 92-71 to the Connecticut Sun in their season opener Tuesday at Mohegan Sun Arena.
Jalen Brunson drops 44 as Knicks blow out Pacers in Game 5 – ESPN
NEW YORK — Fans at Madison Square Garden saw a shift in their team a little more than halfway through the first quarter Tuesday, when the Knicks began an 18-7 run against the Pacers to close the period.
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IRS warns thousands of taxpayers could face criminal prosecution for filing false returns | Fox Business
“Scam artists and social media posts have perpetuated a number of false and misleading claims that have tricked well-meaning taxpayers into believing they’re entitled to big, windfall tax refunds,” IRS Commissioner Danny Werfel said. “These bad claims have been caught during our fraud review process. Taxpayers who filed these claims should realize they’ve been tricked, and they face an extensive review process and a long potential wait if they’re owed a refund for other things.”
Republicans’ chances at winning the Senate just skyrocketed – The Washington Post
In today’s edition … Trump allies start charity for court costs … Schumer, bipartisan group of senators unveil AI “road map.”
Robert Griffin III Reacts To Being ‘Fired’ For Jason Kelce – The Spun
When former Ravens teammate Pat Ricard got wind of the news, he asked: “Why not both?!”
To which Griffin simply replied, “Love ya brother.”
McDonald’s is getting rid of free drink refills — and more fast-food chains may follow
McDonald’s customers are bidding a bitter farewell to free drink refills, one of the latest casualties from the brand already facing an identity crisis over extreme prices.
Residents Divided Over Impacts of Flathead Warming Center – Flathead Beacon
Prompted by a high volume of complaints from neighbors and business owners near the Flathead Warming Center on North Meridian Road, Councilor Chad Graham previously requested the work session along with heat maps of law enforcement activity in the area to determine if the facility complies with the permit.
Plans on hold to move some USPS operations from Missoula to Spokane
“Montanans sent me to the Senate to defend rural America and make sure our state doesn’t get left behind, and that’s exactly why I told Postmaster DeJoy that plans to move Missoula’s outgoing mail processing out-of-state were a complete nonstarter,” Tester stated in an email.
‘Tacos are Mexican-style sandwiches’: Indiana judge rules
FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) – A ruling Monday by a Superior Court judge in Indiana that “tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches” may end a years-long battle between a restauranteur and a county commission.
Jets-Vikings in first U.K. game; Jags back-to-back overseas – ESPN
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Some of the NFL’s newest potential stars — and one of its oldest — will be showcased in the league’s five international games in 2024.