On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball… If you don’t mind! We’re on our way to a funeral. Ding dong, the witch is dead.
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College basketball transfer portal team rankings: Arkansas takes over No. 1, Kansas drops in latest update
Kansas was positioned inside the top 5 of the transfer portal team rankings before losing one of its commits. Former Florida guard Riley Kugel will not play for the Jayhawks and opted to reopen his recruitment as he receives interest from other high-major programs. The Kansas backcourt is still loaded with three incoming transfers locked in, including former Wisconsin standout AJ Storr, who ranks as the No. 4 overall transfer prospect of the cycle. A two-time transfer, Storr led the Badgers with 16.8 points per game this past season. Former Alabama sophomore Rylan Griffen played a key role in the run to the Final Four with 11.2 points per game while shooting 45.4% from the field and 39.2% from 3-point range.
Cripe powers Jayhawks to 6-5 victory over Houston in Big 12 tournament – KU Sports
Oklahoma City — Sophomore shortstop Hailey Cripe tied a Big 12 Conference record by driving in five runs, becoming just the fifth player to do so in the league’s softball tournament, and she led the Kansas softball team to a 6-5 win over Houston at Devon Park on Wednesday night.
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Biden says he will stop sending bombs and artillery shells to Israel if it launches major invasion of Rafah | CNN Politics
“I made it clear that if they go into Rafah – they haven’t gone in Rafah yet – if they go into Rafah, I’m not supplying the weapons that have been used historically to deal with Rafah, to deal with the cities – that deal with that problem,” Biden said.
Opinion: What ‘Unfrosted’ reveals about my growing unease about Jerry Seinfeld | CNN
This ambivalence only obliquely affects my opinion of “Unfrosted,” Seinfeld’s recently-released feature-length Netflix comedy. Critics’ reactions have been conflicted, with some reviewers complaining that his star-studded New Frontier-ish spoof about the invention of the Pop Tart is little more than an overextended comedy skit or that it is too blatantly a manifestation of the recent trend to make “biopics” of corporate brands, as last year’s “Air” or “Barbie” did. And if — as at least one critic speculated — Seinfeld’s intent was to parody or subvert this trend, it seemed half-hearted at best.
Levy requests produce mixed results for Montana’s largest districts
A series of levy requests in school elections across Montana Tuesday produced mixed results for many of the state’s largest school districts where officials are struggling to contend with multi-million dollar budget shortfalls ahead of the next school year.
Mockery, low tactics, sexist tropes: gloriously, Stormy Daniels is repaying Donald Trump in kind | Emma Brockes | The Guardian
This impression is extrajudicial. Daniels, who has already been rebuked by the judge for straying off topic, may prove too wayward a witness to achieve what Carroll did: the civil case equivalent of a guilty verdict against a man almost supernaturally able to avoid them. If we are looking beyond verdicts to the public image, however, Daniels is in some ways by far the more menacing foe for Trump. You couldn’t make up the details of her testimony this week, which sent court reporters scrambling to find sober ways to present her account of spanking Trump with a rolled up magazine and insisting on having sex with her without a condom. This is a woman willing to meet Trump at his preferred site of conflict – public humiliation – and on the evidence so far, he isn’t weathering it well.
Steve Albini: Legendary rock producer dies of heart attack | AP News
Steve Albini, an alternative rock pioneer and legendary producer who shaped the musical landscape through his work with Nirvana, the Pixies, PJ Harvey and more, has died. He was 61.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Reveals Secret Behind Elaine Dance on ‘Seinfeld’
Being terrible at dancing wasn’t without effort, though, as Louis-Dreyfus said she’s actually a pretty good dancer in real life. “The truth is that I’ve always felt inside that I’m a dancer,” she said. “Not trained or anything, but you know, I just have an inner confidence that I’m good. I’m a good party dancer.”
Americans floored after viral ad from 30 years ago was ‘spot on’ – it predicted a $16 burger but forgot crucial details | The US Sun
A MAGAZINE advertisement from nearly three decades ago has seemingly predicted the cost of a burger in 2024, among other price points.
Miss Teen USA UmaSofia Srivastava steps down just days after Miss USA’s resignation | CNN
“After months of grappling with this decision, I have made the choice to resign from the title of Miss Teen USA 2023,” wrote Srivastava in a statement on her personal account. The high school teen from New Jersey won the pageant back in September and had expressed her pride at being the first Mexican-Indian American to hold the role.
The 20 best ‘Hot Ones’ episodes, ranked
With over 300 episodes since 2015, there’s plenty of content for fans to sink their teeth into. But we here at Entertainment Weekly took the liberty of ranking the 20 best Hot Ones episodes to date. Read on for our hot takes.
Guns are being stolen from cars at triple the rate they were 10 years ago, a report finds | AP News
WASHINGTON (AP) — The rate of guns stolen from cars in the U.S. has tripled over the last decade, making them the largest source of stolen guns in the country, an analysis of FBI data by the gun safety group Everytown found.
DOJ reschedules Cannabis – here is what you need to know | News | wthitv.com
WABASH VALLEY. (WTHI) – The US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) is moving ahead with plans to move cannabis from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug.
Applebee’s Closing More Than 25 Locations In 2024
“We’re expecting 25 to 35 net fewer domestic Applebee’s restaurants,” Moralejo said during the call, before adding that up to 25 new IHOP restaurants are set to open this year. “With our new development strategy in place, we feel confident in our ability to continue to open up new restaurants and scale the footprint of our brands over time.”