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The Rock Chalkboard
Kansas volleyball wins all four sets in its exhibition game against Drake – KU Sports
Returning five of its six starters from a 2023 team that made it to the second round of the NCAA Tournament, the Jayhawks are primed to compete for a top spot in a Big 12 Conference that is now without Texas — which won the conference outright for the past four years. In the first look at this season’s players, Kansas beat Drake in all four sets of an exhibition match Saturday (25-15, 25-13, 25-10, 25-22), and some new faces took the court in Horejsi Family Volleyball Arena for the first time.
KU special teams looking for fast start with still undecided placekicker competition – KU Sports
Piepergerdes saw the field in a few games last year, kicking six PATs and one field goal attempt, and in 2022, he made one field goal and converted on nine PATs. However, Allen is the kicker with the most games played, having handled kickoffs in every game the past three years.
Strong communicator Fletcher emerges as camp standout, solid backup linebacker – KU Sports
Tristian Fletcher’s long-term prospects at Kansas weren’t the brightest entering the 2024 campaign. As defensive coordinator Brian Borland put it, “he might have been on the outside looking in at some things.”
Eraser Dust
Kennedy Family Comes Out Swinging Against ‘Obscene’ RFK Jr. After Trump Defection
Multiple siblings of former independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spent the weekend condemning their family member after he suspended his campaign and endorsed the Republican nominee, former President Donald Trump, defying the Kennedy family’s decades-long association with the Democratic Party.
Popular fast food chain files bankruptcy causing over 30 stores to abruptly close – fans say company’s ‘gone downhill’ | The US Sun
EYM Chicken, a subsidiary of EYM Group, has closed approximately 25 KFC restaurants in the Midwest and more are coming, as confirmed by various media outlets.
Noel Gallagher ‘caved and agreed to £50M Oasis reunion after late-night phone calls’ with brother Liam following 15-year feud – as the duo confirm they will make official announcement in just two days | Daily Mail Online
But as Liam closed his set at Reading Festival he teased that an announcement could be made on Tuesday at 8:00am. A short clip of a sign in the style of Oasis logo was projected on a large screen above the stage and subsequently shared to Oasis and Liam’s official Instagram and X accounts.
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte proposes cellphone ban
In a letter sent to superintendents this week, Gianforte says cell phones distract students, cause learning loss and lower grades.
He says the governor’s office will work with education leaders and health officials to develop resources to assist districts.
Trump fumes over embarrassing claims he was cut off by Fox News while ranting about Harris speech | The Independent
A seemingly rattled Donald Trump fumed on Truth Social after he was cut off by Fox News hosts Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum when calling into the network to blast Vice President Kamala Harris’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention on Thursday.
Stephen King’s Two Favorite Movie Adaptations Of His Books
King himself seems to appreciate these types of Stephen King movies as much as those of the clear-cut horrifying variety. When Deadline asked him about his personal favorite adaptation of one of his books in 2016, he actually cited two of them (both of which, as you’d expect, made his own list for the seven best Stephen King movies overall as well).
For this Flathead High grad, neuroscience was always top of mind | Daily Inter Lake
The Flathead High School graduate had harbored an interest in neuroscience for years, beginning with a car wreck on Lookout Pass in 1997 that left her paraplegic. That interest was later reinforced by motherhood and her decade-long teaching career.
Why Gen Z & Millennials are hung up on answering the phone
A recent survey found a quarter of people aged 18 to 34 never answer the phone – respondents say they ignore the ringing, respond via text or search the number online if they don’t recognise it.
We Tasted And Ranked 10 Store-Bought Frozen Burritos
But which brands are worth the buy and which should be avoided at all cost? That’s where I come in. I taste-tested 10 top frozen burrito brands to see which options offered the best flavor, texture, and overall satisfaction. I’ll also let you know those that were a complete fail. Let’s see if your go-to brand made the cut or if a new favorite might creep into your cart. Like most of my taste tests, I was definitely surprised!
Opinion | Larry David: My post-birth abortion – The Washington Post
A Trumpian fantasy brought to life.
The 15 Greatest Oasis Songs Ranked
Anyways, here are the 15 greatest Oasis songs of all time. Feel free to sound off in the comments about what tracks deserved a spot, which inclusions should have been higher and, heck, why don’t you grab your parkas and tinted shades and let us know which Oasis tune is your all-time favorite! Without further ado…