After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor— Homer Simpson.
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KU cruises past Lindenwood for 48-3 victory in season opener – KU Sports
Kansas City, Kan. — Two early turnovers gave the initial impression of a sluggish start to the season by the Kansas football team, but three touchdowns in three minutes dispelled that perception quite quickly.
Miller’s offseason progress already on display in opening-night appearance – KU Sports
“Our guys wear suits to the game, and he’s a guy that says ‘My suit doesn’t fit anymore,’” head coach Lance Leipold said. “And I said, ‘Well, OK, we’ll get you another one, because you’ve earned that.’”
Notebook: KU experienced both CMP and Arrowhead in season’s first week – KU Sports
Kansas practiced at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium, the home of the Chiefs, on Saturday, much as it had gotten a preliminary look at Children’s Mercy Park on Aug. 2. The Jayhawks don’t play at Arrowhead until their matchup with TCU on Sept. 28 but relished the chance to get acclimated all the same.
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Five key takeaways from Kamala Harris, Tim Walz’s first major TV interview | Kamala Harris News | Al Jazeera
But Bash pressed Harris on the stark changes she has made to her policy platform since she first ran for the presidency in 2020. She also questioned Walz on seeming exaggerations the Minnesota governor made in public statements about his military record.
Trump: 6-week abortion limit is “too short”
The big picture: Trump, who has long boasted that he was the one who “was able to kill Roe v. Wade,” has flip-flopped on his abortion stance, campaigning with a leave-it-to-the-states approach.
Oasis ‘exact US tour dates leak’ in deleted photo say fans – as band hint they’ll cross the pond after UK & Ireland gigs | The US Sun
The black-and-white snap teases live concerts in New York, Chicago and Mexico City among others, after The Sun confirmed the Wonderwall hitmakers will announce more reunion shows for 2025.
Oasis star Noel Gallagher’s daughter Anais criticises fan ‘ageism and misogyny’
Anais wrote: “One thing I won’t stand for is the ageism and the misogyny around people getting tickets.
“Sorry if a 19-year-old girl in a pink cowboy hat wants to be there, I will have my friendship bracelets ready.”
We Asked 3 Chefs to Name the Best Hot Dogs, and They All Said the Same Thing
Curious to know if the professionals have a favorite national brand, I reached out to a few. Naturally, they had some pretty distinct opinions. But when it comes to the best hot dogs to throw on the grill, in the air fryer, or even griddle in butter, the chefs I talked to all named the same brand: Hebrew National.
Popular ’90s band cancels tour due to mental health issues – pennlive.com
Ween — formed by Aaron Freeman (aka Gene Ween) and Mickey Melchiondo (aka Dean Ween) in New Hope, Bucks County, in 1984 — announced the band is going to “step away from the stage for the foreseeable future,” according to a Thursday X post.
National parks, military dispute Sheehy’s claim that he parachuted into Glacier | Daily Inter Lake
U.S. Senate candidate Tim Sheehy recently said he parachuted into Glacier National Park as part of his military training in Montana — an activity a national park spokesperson said is not permitted.
Taco Bell Just Announced a Big Menu Change at Some Locations
That’s because starting this fall, some Taco Bell locations will no longer serve breakfast, taking its beloved cheesy toasted burritos and crispy hash browns away from adoring fans. Here’s everything we know about the upcoming change.