His brand of gum, Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I’ll double your detention. I wish someone was around to hear that
The Rock Chalkboard
Reported transfer target could create intrigue for KU football, track and field – KU Sports
The former Texas A&M lineman did not enroll early with the Aggies as a freshman in 2021 because he was competing in the discus and the shot put for his high school, Taylor High in Katy, Texas. He has also thrown the shot put in place of taking spring reps for the past two offseasons of his collegiate career, according to The Bryan-College Station Eagle.
KU gives up early lead and falls to top-seeded Oklahoma, concluding chaotic Big 12 run – KU Sports
The Kansas baseball team relinquished a 9-0 lead Friday morning against TCU and still managed to win, thanks to a go-ahead home run by Jake English.
Bits o Chalk
Luka Doncic’s clutch 3 caps big night, gives Mavs 2-0 lead – ESPN
MINNEAPOLIS — With the Mavericks trailing by two points, Dallas coach Jason Kidd called his best play during a timeout with 13 seconds remaining in Friday night’s Game 2 of the Western Conference finals.
Caitlin Clark’s deep 3 buries Sparks, secures Fever’s 1st win – ESPN
“I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but I seriously think every shot I shoot is going to go in,” Clark said. “Some nights are absolutely amazing and some nights you struggle to shoot it a little bit, but I want to take those shots at the end of the game. I think it’s a mindset and a confidence that you have to have about yourself.”
Phillies lose Bryce Harper early, game late to Rockies – ESPN
“I wasn’t really that upset,” Harper said. “Obviously, I spiked my helmet, but that was a frustration from the call. And then I just kind of asked him, ‘Hey, wait, that was a strike, but where do you have it?’ I just wanted to have a conversation with you.
Barclay Goodrow comes up big in OT in Rangers’ win – ‘Awesome’ – ESPN
NEW YORK — In 80 regular-season games, Rangers center Barclay Goodrow scored four goals. It has taken only 12 playoff games for him to equal that total, including his clutch overtime goal to win Friday’s Game 2 of the Eastern Conference finals as the Rangers evened the series with the Florida Panthers 1-1.
Eraser Dust
Morgan Spurlock, Documentarian Known for ‘Super Size Me,’ Dies at 53 – The New York Times
Morgan Spurlock, a documentary filmmaker who gained fame with his Oscar-nominated 2004 film “Super Size Me,” which followed him as he ate nothing but McDonald’s for 30 days — but later stepped back from the public eye after admitting to sexual misconduct — died on Thursday in New York City. He was 53.
The Greatest Action Movie Of All-Time Is Now On Disney+ | GIANT FREAKIN ROBOT
There are quite a few action movies that could be considered the “greatest action movie of all time,” and Die Hard is always in the conversation. The classic 1988 film is Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman at their best, and it’s a highly entertaining thrill ride throughout. If you somehow have missed out on this one, or if you want a rewatch, you can now stream it over on Disney+.
Pronouns, tribal affiliations forbidden in South Dakota public university employee emails | AP News
A new South Dakota policy to stop the use of gender pronouns by public university faculty and staff in official correspondence is also keeping Native American employees from listing their tribal affiliations in a state with a long and violent history of conflict with tribes.
The Best And Worst Hot Dogs At The Grocery Store, Ranked By Nutritionists
To save you time scanning nutrition labels, here are the healthiest and the least healthy store-bought hot dogs according to nutritionists.
The 11 Most Beloved Regional Hot Dog Styles in the United States – InsideHook
There is perhaps no food more synonymous with summertime grilling than the hot dog. And just like minor-league baseball teams and accents, almost every region across the country has one. Most recipes were products of the Depression Era, when hot dogs were affordable fare, and others were created by immigrants when they blended elements of their home country’s cuisine with the American classic. From Cleveland’s Polish Boy to New Jersey’s ripper, these are 11 regional hot dog styles to know.
Weekend Trivia
What is Principle Skinner’s real name?